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Flowers On A First Date?

December 2, 2009 Leave a comment
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The idea of giving a woman flowers on a first date is actually very sweet and although they could be a massive inconvenience through-out the whole date with both of you having to carry them, remember them and find somewhere to put them when you are on your date, that will all be forgotten in time if the relationship grows into something more than a first date.

However although the flowers from a first date would be a nice memory to have, giving flowers on a first date is a little forward don’t you think? Flowers are a very personal gift and should be reserved for something special.

So on balance I think that you should concentrate on making the first date special and then if there are more dates you can think about giving your date flowers.

Lastly never ever buy flowers from a vendor with a bucket of Roses, you know the ones who visit restaurants and nightclubs with greasy hair and a matching smile.

These Roses are often on their last legs and worse they are usually wet and the water from them always stains.

But more importantly there is something dreadfully tacky about that sort of Rose seller which makes my blood run a little cooler; they are creepy and should be discouraged at all costs because they are almost certainly friends with the creeps who come around nightclubs with small animals to con you into having a picture taken with your date and a Chimp? Why I ask would you want to remember your date by having a picture of you and a tired Chimp?

And if you did wouldn’t you then have to consider inviting the Chimp and plus one to the wedding? No of course you wouldn’t so why would you want your picture taken with them ever?

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